Chemistry Songs

Project Overview

These songs were written and performed by students in Dr. Otto Phanstiel's Organic Chemistry I and II Classes, starting in 1999, and still singing.

"Nucleophile"

Jonathan Kirshner, James Grosso, Stephen Shang

Song: "Bartender"

Artist: T-Pain

[Intro]
Yeah�Uh-huh�Yeah�Yeah�
[Verse]
Broke up with my halogen last night so I became unstable (very unstable)
Rearranged a fresh new charge so I was lookin' a little more stable (lookin' more stable)
I'm just lookin' for somebody to bond to and neutralize my charge (neutralize my charge)
If you know what I mean�Uh-huh�
Every nucleophile jockin' me as soon as I stepped in the spot (I stepped in the spot)
Two-hundred nucleophiles: who knows which one is gonna take a shot (gonna take a shot)
Cept' for this pretty young thang that was lookin' at me all the way at the top (all the way at the top)
Nucleophile what is your name?
[Hook]
Ooh she attacked my charge, my charge
With her lone electrons, electrons
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a bond; I liked that
And then I hoped that we did something proper like�
[Chorus]
I like that nucleophile
(Ooh if you're lookin' for me)
I've got attraction with her
(Uh-huh, OK)
I like the nucleophile
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm in the solvent with her
(Uh-huh, OK)