"Can't Get Next to You, H"

I, am one that many fear no doubt,
Once combined with fire, ain't nothing I can't wipe out
Four of me and carbon bond to make some methane gas,
But why you separate us, ha, is what I ask.
Oh electrons your repulsion makes me blue,
'Cause I can't get next to you

Carbon, you keep us at 109.5,
Hey, and all I want to do is call that hydrogen mine.
You have no idea, how it ain't no fun,
Obeying the duet rule, and bonding with only one.
You disperse us with all your cruel vsepr rules,
And you make it so that I can't get next to you.
Can't get next to you.

When I bond with some oxygen,
I make you H2O,
Even with this benefit,
You keep me at 104
The only way to be as one is in H2
But the thing I want to do the most, I'm unable to do
It don't matter, what I try to do or plan
'Cause bonds, you repel as much as you can
And I, wo, I can't get next to you

Electrons, you're blowin my mind 'cause I can't get (next to you)
How can you be so unkind? I can't get (next to you)
Hey, right by my friend H, I gotta get (next to you)
How can you be so unkind? I can't get (next to you)