"Finger Roll"

They Call me the Conductor, Who's ready to take a ride on the Carbon Train?
IUPAC oo thats old
Let me see those fingers roll
Yeah 2005 Fall O'chem (pause) crew backed up by the one and only Dr.P
One time
R and S sweet to go let me see those fingers roll

Yeah, fingers roll
Let me see those fingers roll
Yeah, fingers roll
Fingers roll (x5)

To the left, what's your weight? To the right, what's your weight?
To the front, what's your weight? To the back, what's your weight?
Put the weights in order, and number 1 to 4
The heavy one gets 1, the light one gets 4

Point your thumb to the C-4 bond (to the right, to the right)
Open your fingers and grab number 1 (to the back, to the back)
Now grab baby grab, come on let's grab baby grab
Now close on to 2, then close on to 3
Fits your right hand for R, left hand for S

I don't know what you've been told
It ain't IUPAC it's the finger roll
A brand new concept so,
Grab a tutor, get to class, yo!
Work them problems a little bit
And roll them fingers a little bit
Oh yeah, you got it
Don't think about it, just be about it