"Bonds are Broken"

(Verse 1)
The Rich get Richer, its charge Stability
This is the rule, of Markovnikov
The Carbocations, are intermediates
Tertiary structures the best,
(Chorus)
When bonds are broken,
Carbons are open,
And the naked proton,
Will choose its friends,
When pi-bonds are broken,
C plus is lonesome,
And the halide,
Comes to stabilize

(Verse 2)
Hyperconjugation, and Inductive effects,
Play a role to stabilize, the carbocation,
They are through space effects, and through bonds as well,
More hydrogen's, and carbon's always win,
(Chorus)
When bonds are broken,
Carbons are open,
And the naked proton,
Will choose its friends,
When pi-bond is broken,
C plus is lonesome,
And the halide,
Comes to stabilize