"Can't Get No Mechanisms"

I can't get no, mechanisms
I can't get no, mechanisms
But I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm sittin in my class
And that Phanstiel starts his lecture
And he's telling me more and more
About some dehydrohalogenation
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no mechanisms
I can't get no mechanisms
But I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm preparin' the alkynes
(1,2) dihalide reacts with ethoxide
How those triple bonds can form
But it doesn't stop there cause' alkylation
With an acetylide ion
Carbon grows, oh it grows
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no hydroboration
I can't get no alkyne reaction
But I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm doin a re-duction
And I'm gainin' H and I'm losin' that alkene
And I'm reaching saturation
Who tells me baby better use that Pd catalyst
Cause you see I'm on losing streak
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no . . . mechanisms
No hydroboration, No alkyne reaction, No mechanisms