"Reactions, Reactions, Reactions"

Where are all my reactions out there?
Of course I love ya, I love all yall, for real.
I love reactions, reactions, reactions, organic reactions I do adore.
Yo put your mechanism on this paper, cause I would love to make ya.
Holler at you in organic lab.
I got this Gilman chica, she don't like me to roam.
So she uses CuLi to give me more carbons.
Says she likes to give me homework, so she likes me home.
I'm like "Un momento" mami slow you tempo.
I got this Diels-Alder chick.
She don't know how to act.
Always talking out her neck, making her pi bonds snap.
She like, listen chemistry man.
I don't care if you rap, you better C-Y-C-L-I-C me.
I got this Freidel-Crafts broad, and the day that I met her.
I asked what functional group she's with amine, thio, or ester.
She said all you need to know is that I'm an alkyl halide.
And to get with me you need AlCl3 and lots of benzene.
I got this Grignard chick.
She so immature.
She like, why don't you buy me USP solvent no more?
She's always trying to add carbons and make alcohol.
I gotta toss her MgBr, just to shut up her holla.
Now that's Gilman chick, Grignard chick, Alder and Crafts.
That means coupling, alcohol synthesis, cycloaddition, alkylation and damn I'm getting smart.
That means office hours, SI, and extra SARC.
I'm like at this rate Ma I'll never graduate, she said you aint no fool you'll make it up in summer school.
I love reactions, reactions, reactions, organic reactions I do adore.
Yo put your mechanism on this paper, cause I would love to make ya.
Holler at you in organic lab.
I love reactions, reactions, reactions all over the lab.
I'll come scoop you in that scupula, sit you in a clean flask, fix your moles on the scale lets roll...
I got this electrophilic addition chick, she plays her part.
And it goes down yall that's my heart.
Baby girl so easy, she been with me from the start.
Got me a B on Dr. Miles first exam, highest grade I ever got.
I got this PBr3 chick.
She don't cleave or oxidize.
The only thing wrong with Ma is she's always on the scene.
Damn she's fine but she confuses me all the time.
I get extra credit points for my Claisen Rearrangement chick.
She looks great in that cyclic transition state.
She does the hochie gootch dance and gives me akylphenol love.
So I had to introduce her to the SI club.
I got this oxidation chick.
I had to leave her quick, because she kept bootlegging my reagents.
I got this SN2 chick.
She says she likes it from behind. HA
I got this PCC chick who loves alcohol.
She like chemistry man, why you treat me like an animal.
I'm like excuse me Miss Ethanol, but when I met you first, you was Sp3 hybridized, and now you want half.
I got this hydroboration chick, and after two semesters of organic.
Mimi calls me a narcoleptic, say I'm always sleeping on her.
She's gotta tie the back of my head like Deuce Biggalo.
I got so many reactions around the globe.
Now that's Gilman chick, Grignard chick, Alder, and Crafts.
That's addition chick, SN2 chick, oxidation, Claisen, and damn I'm getting smart.
That means I'm reading McMurry at 8:00, lecture starts at 9:00 and my game just rewinds.
I love reactions, reactions, reactions.