"Because I Am A Carbon"

So I don't care about nothin' man,
Roll another carbon, yea
La da...
La da...

I hybridized my s and p orbitals, to be s-p three,
I get four s-p three orbitals, they're one o nine point 5
I'm like ethanol and I know why, (why man?) cause I'm hy-,
'cause I'm hy-
'cause I'm hybridized.

I was gonna chill out before before PBr3 came to me,
now we bond together to make, bromo-ethane.
I am a two carbon alkyl halide, and I know why, (why man?) 'cause it is bad-,
'cause it is bad-
'cause it is badder than HBr.

Now KOH came by, to steal my proton,
I gotta kick my bromide out, to stabilize (my charge).
Now I rehybridize, and I know why, (why man?) 'cause I got pi,
'cause I got pi
'cause I got pi bond.

Now I am an alkene, I'd start to synthesize.
I can form di-bromo alkane, with two bromide.
It's an organic trans-addition and I know why, (why man?)
'cause of bromonium,
'cause of bromonium,
'cause of bromonium ion.

Now I met up with two sodamide,
they took two hydrogens away, and I'm all messed up.
Now I have three (triple) bond, and I know why, (why man?)
'cause bromides left me,
'cause they left me,
'cause they left me.

Now I am an alkyne, I can grow my chain
Sodium amine takes the H away, am now I'm nucleophile.
Now I can grow as I want to, and I know why, (why man?)
'cause I'm lonely
'cause I'm alone,
'cause I'm nucleophilic.

I was going to go to class, to learn it all
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but it ain't cool
Now I have to study for this class and you know why, (why man?)
'cause I wanna pass,
'cause I wanna pass,
'cause I wanna pass.