"Mg Love"

Chorus
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, thanks for coming close to me, my dear mag-ne-si-um. Oh yeah. (x2)
Verse 1
I remember the first time when you became attracted to me.
Attracted to me.
You came between me and methyl and then I fell for you.
Oh M-g
Thanks for saving me from methyl we had such weak chemistry.
Chemistry
One time at the club methyl was so flirty.
So flirty
She bonded with formaldehyde and became primary alcoholics
Chorus
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, thanks for coming close to me, my dear mag-ne-si-um. Oh yeah. (x2)
Verse
I remember the second time that methyl cheated on me
Cheated on me
It was at the same club where she liked to bond so freely.
OMG
This time she stooped down so low and bonded with aldehyde
Aldehyde
They drank hydronium shots and became secondary alcoholics

Chorus
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, thanks for coming close to me, my dear mag-ne-si-um. Oh yeah. (x2)
Break
Glad you saved me, gla-glad you saved me
Thank you baby, tha-thank you baby (x4)
Chorus
The third time she bonded with a ketone
They drank hydronium and became tertiary alcoholics
Chorus
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, thanks for coming close to me, my dear mag-ne-si-um. Oh yeah. (x2)
Outro
Glad you saved me, gla-glad you saved me
Thank you baby, tha-thank you baby
Oh I love, I love you Mg