Chemistry Songs

Project Overview

These songs were written and performed by students in Dr. Otto Phanstiel's Organic Chemistry I and II Classes, starting in 1999, and still singing.

"Grignard Goes On"

Marc Abrams

Song: "Jack and Diane"

Artist: John Cougar Mellencamp

Grignard Goes On

Little ditty about Mr. Grignard
Created a way to make carbon-carbon bonds
Bromine's gonna be a reaction star
Hooking up with Mg and sticking like tar

Suckin' on an electron pair outside the carbanion
Grignard reagent's on the outside, trying to do its job
Bromine says, 'Hey carbon, why don't you let us both in'?
'So we can do what were supposed to, and make longer chains'

Oh yeah, Grignard goes on
Long after the thrill of organic is gone
Say, oh yeah, Grignard goes on,
Long after the thrill of organic is gone