Chemistry Songs

Project Overview

These songs were written and performed by students in Dr. Otto Phanstiel's Organic Chemistry I and II Classes, starting in 1999, and still singing.

"My Bonds"

Anne-Marie Dozier, Jaimie LeVangie, John Calhoun, Sarah Miller, Thuy Nguyen, Danielle Strong-Robinson, Misty Stinett, Krystal Inman

Song: "My Humps"

Artist: Black Eyed Peas

What you gone do with all those bonds, all those bonds inside yo trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, get you drunk off my ethanol hump.

My hump (x8). My lovely benzene lumps. Check it out.
I drive these pi bonds crazy, I do it instaneously. They treat me really nicely with resonance in hi-speed. Methyl and ammonia, Fluorine and a Bromo. Carbons they be sharing all their pi bonds got me wearing sp2 but I ain't askin?. They say the love my class and deactivators no more living I say no, but they keep giving, so I keep on taking. But if you're activating we can keep on dating. I keep on demonstrating.

My bonds, my bonds (x2). You love my benzene bonds. My bonds, my bonds, my bonds. My bonds they got you. Benzene I'm spending, (Oooh) Spending those electrons on me, and spending time on me. Benzene I'm spending, (Ooh) spending those electrons on me, on, on me.

What you gone do with all them bonds, all them bonds inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, get you drunk off my ethanol hump. What you gone do with all that strain, all that strain inside yo ring? I'ma make, make, make, make you scream. Ain't no strain in this ring! Cause of my bonds, my carbon-carbon bonds, my carbon-carbon bonds part of my lovely benzene lumps. Check it out.

I met a Bromo down at a disco. He said hey, hey, I said no, no. I could be your baby you could be my honey. You'd deactivate me, meta ain't funny. I mix my methyl with your benzene ring. Toluene makes ortho. I mix my methyl with your benzene ring. Methyl, methyl, riiight.

They say I'm really sexy. hexane wanna be me. They always standing next to me, always dancing next to me. Trying to take my hump, hump. Looking at my bonds, bonds. You can look but you can't touch it. If you touch it, I'ma start some drama. You don't want no drama. Elimination's drama. No, no, no, no drama. So don't pull on my bonds boy, can't share my bonds boy. It's just resonance boy. I move my bonds.

My bonds(x10) my lovely benzene bonds.(x3) In the back and in the front. My bonds they got you. Benzene I'm spending, (ooh) spending those electrons on me, and spending time on me. Benzene I'm spending, ooh spending those electrons on me, on, on me.

What you gone do with all them bonds, all them bonds inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, get you drunk off my ethanol hump. What you gone do with all that strain, all that strain inside yo ring? I'ma make, make, make, make you scream. Ain't no strain in this ring! What you gone do with all them bonds, all them bonds inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, get you drunk off my ethanol hump. What you gone do with electrons, electrons that's on your turf? I'ma make, make, make, make you work, make you work, work, make you work.

Benzene I'm spending, ooh, spending those electrons on me, and spending time on me. Benzene I'm spending, ooh, spending those electrons on me, on, on me.