"Hybridization"

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H-y-b-r-i-d-i-z-a-t-i-o-n, lets begin (repeat 2x)
You got sp, two and three
Bond angles, at one twenty.
Pi bond, sigma bond you a bad bond.
If you don't bond sit down (repeat 4x)

Hybridization, lets begin
Atomic orbitals to the mix
Form your new hybrids
2s and a P,that make them make a scene.
When you seein them in space
Ima tell you what you see
Just a straight little thing
You a linear little thing.
If you think you gonna see her in some hot methane
You insane boy, you better be thinking acetylene
Don't be a fool, go to school
She a blend she a hybrid
She even combines and overlaps to do her thing
She says I love bonding, from the S's to the P's
The px and p z depend on how the atom look
Only two atoms together, just to show off their electron density
Flip flop bonds no matter how you look
Triple bond Carbons you know they're never shook
In an atom face, don't need him to take care of her
Because she already have her 50/50 s,p waiting for her
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With an S and 2 P's
You on an SP 2
Work that coplanar
Cuz she a good a Trig
Cuz she stay on her mix
She got her own mix
She dont ever flip cuz all she wants is those P's.

She bounds and bonds them
Double bond that carbon
P's to the pies you know she stay fly
A hybrid chick do you know what that means?
An s, two p's on 120's.

Orbitals on her whip
Oh she bond it large
when she make a sigma bond
She got it going on.

Got her hybrid bonds on looking like somethin
Sharing their orbs, she a got a nice lil somethin
Like to make new orbs er'day for an outcome
wona nobel prize, hybridization is what he called it.

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They like their own space
Like their angles wide
Bond angles all wide cuz of repulsion
They like to hybridize
Feel so good
The only time it needs 'trons for good shell

Lone pairs too
Need space too
They be like you Ain't Got no space
Take you 'trons home
Valence Shell they on
Their charge match their bond
They Be like Yeah! When they bonds are large
Leave the space kinda empty cuz they gotta go bond
Don't mess with supervisors cause they got it going on
So angles please don't bother me
I got intermolecular forces on my mind I gotta please
Vesper theory vesper theory so sick
That's a gift from my creator chick yes sir
Try to get next to it gotta bond yourself
Cuz they got their own space
They don't need no help man

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