"How To Study Chem"

(Verse 1)
Step one initiation step
I draw you say you're wrong you missed a step
I say politely "I hate you"
You say politely "this bond�s through"
Some sort of sadness to your frown
As you hinged up and I hinged down
Between the lines of Markovnikov
You begin to see the cation love

(Chorus)
Where did I go wrong, I failed a test
Somewhere along the termination step
I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to study chem

(Verse 2)
Let me know that you know best
Cause after all you aced the test
Try to make an alcohol
Without Grignard chemistry
Ran down a list of reagents,
R-Mg-X, please don�t go wrong
And pray to God the reaction works
And pray to God the reaction works

(Chorus)
Where did I go wrong, I failed a test
Somewhere along the termination step
I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to study chem

(Verse 3)
As alkyne goes to double bond
I raise my head and wave my wizard wand
Add some Pd and hydrogen
And break the bond cis magic
Or I can do another thing
Na / NH3 for trans
So many choices to do
That I begin to wonder which to choose

(Chorus)
Where did I go wrong, I failed a test
Somewhere along the termination step
I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to study chem

(Repeat)
Where did I go wrong, I failed a test
Somewhere along the termination step
I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to study chem
How to study chem�.
How to study chem�.